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Coverboy: Noah

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Coverboy: Noah

Coverboy: Noah

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

What’s your greatest fear?
I’m scared of the dark.

Do you sleep with a nightlight on?
Yes.

Pick three people, living or dead, who you think would make the most fascinating dinner guests imaginable.
Madonna, Anderson Cooper and Alexander McQueen.

What would you serve?
Thai food.

How would you describe your dream guy?
Someone who’s understanding, accepting, clean-cut and tall.

Define good in bed.
I like to cuddle and snuggle. Kissing is nice, nothing hardcore.

Who should star in a movie about your life?
I can’t think of anyone, because my life is so different.

Who was your first celebrity crush?
I really didn’t have one. I don’t follow celebrities much.

Who gets on your nerves?
I don’t like people who don’t listen to somebody else’s opinion, and are selfish, arrogant and loud.

If your home was burning, what’s the first thing you’d grab while leaving?
My phone, my wallet, my bag.

What’s your biggest turn-on?
I like men with nice upper legs. I think that’s really hot.

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