The Chelsea Lately weekly regular is not gay, despite what Chelsea Handler insists. But he sure is funny. Variety even named him one of “10 Comics to Watch.” He’s certainly become popular: His annual run of stand-up shows at the DC Improv usually sells out. So, you know, get tickets now if you want to go. Thursday, Feb. 27, through Saturday, March 1. DC Improv, 1140 Connecticut Ave. NW. Tickets are $30. Call 202-296-7008 or visit dcimprov.com.