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Stand-Up Comedy Nights at Valley Forge Casino

at Various Theaters in the Valley Forge Casino Resort, King of Prussia
OFFER DATES:
Fri, March 31
Fri, March 31
FULL PRICE: $30
OFFER PRICE: $10 - $15

Go "all-in" and experience the best touring and local comedy acts at one of the four ballrooms inside Valley Forge Casino. It's a great way to enjoy a night of live entertainment and share some laughs... [more+]

Go "all-in" and experience the best touring and local comedy acts at one of the four ballrooms inside Valley Forge Casino. It's a great way to enjoy a night of live entertainment and share some laughs with up-and-coming stars of the comedy scene. King of Prussia's Valley Forge Casino has all the bells, whistles and live entertainment you'd expect from a top modern casino. After you try your hand at the card games and slots, end the outing with this "sure bet" night of live comedy. [less-]

Improv Duos Compete at "Dual Nite"

at The Playground at The Adrienne, Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Fri, March 31
Fri, April 28
Fri, May 26
+ 1 more dates
Fri, March 31
Fri, April 28
Fri, May 26
Fri, June 30
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FULL PRICE: $12
OFFER PRICE: $6

CSz Philadelphia is an improv troupe committed to pushing boundaries and coming up with new and innovative ways to make rooms full of slightly drunk people laugh. Fresh from the success of their comed... [more+]

CSz Philadelphia is an improv troupe committed to pushing boundaries and coming up with new and innovative ways to make rooms full of slightly drunk people laugh. Fresh from the success of their comedy competition Dual Duel, CSz ups the ante with their newest creation: Dual Nite. In this competitive improv showdown coming to The Playground at The Adrienne, four sets of improv duos square off for an evening of smart, fast and diverse comedy in which only one team will be crowned the winner. [less-]

Raucous Black Comedy "The House of Blue Leaves"

at Players Club of Swarthmore, Swarthmore
OFFER DATES:
Fri, March 31
Sat, April 01
FULL PRICE: $15
OFFER PRICE: $7.50

A madcap array of characters collide during Pope Paul VI's historic 1965 visit to New York City in this farcical favorite by John Guare ("Six Degrees of Separation"), coming to the Players Club of Swa... [more+]

A madcap array of characters collide during Pope Paul VI's historic 1965 visit to New York City in this farcical favorite by John Guare ("Six Degrees of Separation"), coming to the Players Club of Swarthmore. Among the many quirky onstage personalities, you'll find several nuns, a GI who's gone AWOL, a zookeeper with big Hollywood dreams and his wife, Bananas, a schizophrenic headed for the institution mentioned in the title. This raucous exploration of celebrity, madness and marriage was last revived on Broadway in 2011 starring Ben Stiller and Edie Falco, who won a Tony nomination for her appearance in the play "Variety" said "still sets the bar for smart comic lunacy." [less-]

"Hand to God": Tony-Nominated Demonic Sock Puppet Comedy

at Suzanne Roberts Theatre, Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Fri, March 31
Tue, April 04
Wed, April 05
+ 1 more dates
Fri, March 31
Tue, April 04
Wed, April 05
Tue, April 11
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FULL PRICE: $20 - $35
OFFER PRICE: COMP - $17.50

A big hit with both audiences and critics, "Hand to God" centers around the young students of a Texas Christian Puppet Ministry. Taught to obey the Bible in order to evade "Satan's hand," things take ... [more+]

A big hit with both audiences and critics, "Hand to God" centers around the young students of a Texas Christian Puppet Ministry. Taught to obey the Bible in order to evade "Satan's hand," things take a darkly comic turn when one devout young man's puppet takes on a shocking personality that no one could have expected. His demented puppet, Tyrone, soon teaches those around him that idle hands truly are the Devil's playthings. Described by "The New Yorker" as ""Sesame Street" meets "The Exorcist"," this Philadelphia Theatre Company production of the hilariously twisted sock puppet comedy possesses the Suzanne Roberts Theatre. [less-]

"The Broken Heart" Pulses With Romance, Revenge and Tragedy

at Sedgwick Theater, Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Fri, March 31
Wed, April 05
Thu, April 06
+ 3 more dates
Fri, March 31
Wed, April 05
Thu, April 06
Sat, April 08
Sun, April 09
Wed, April 19
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FULL PRICE: $25 - $40
OFFER PRICE: $12.50 - $20

After the death of their father, an ambitious young solider marries his sister to a powerful older gentleman -- breaking her father's promise to marry her to her first love, a poor student. The marria... [more+]

After the death of their father, an ambitious young solider marries his sister to a powerful older gentleman -- breaking her father's promise to marry her to her first love, a poor student. The marriage elevates the soldier's social standing, and his victories in war have put him in line to marry a princess. But his sister has been thrown into despair by her loveless marriage, and her true love swears he will risk all to avenge his loss, even if it means bringing down the entire kingdom with him. "The Broken Heart", a romantic revenge tragedy, proves that you really can die from a broken heart. See it in repertory with "Love's Labor's Lost" at the Sedgwick Theater in Philadelphia. [less-]

Comedian Rachel Feinstein ("Inside Amy Schumer", "Last Comic Standing")

at Punch Line Philly , Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Fri, March 31
Fri, March 31
Sat, April 01
FULL PRICE: $20 - $22.50
OFFER PRICE: COMP - $11.25

Most famous as a finalist on Season 7 of NBC's "Last Comic Standing", Rachel Feinstein is known for her hilarious stories of her Jewish family and wacky array of character voices. Feinstein has been f... [more+]

Most famous as a finalist on Season 7 of NBC's "Last Comic Standing", Rachel Feinstein is known for her hilarious stories of her Jewish family and wacky array of character voices. Feinstein has been featured on her own half-hour "Comedy Central Presents" special, "Russell Simmons Presents: Live at the El Rey" TBS's "Just For Laughs", and the syndicated "Comics Unleashed". A favorite fill-in host on "The View", Feinstein has also appeared with her friend Amy Schumer on both "Inside Amy Schumer" and "Trainwreck". Mostly recently she joined the cast of Steven Soderbergh's Amazon series "Red Oaks". Be there when she takes a break from her on-camera work to headline the Punch Line Philly. [less-]

Five Girlfriends, One Wild Night in "Girls Night: The Musical"

at Keswick Theatre, Glenside
OFFER DATES:
Fri, March 31
FULL PRICE: $48
OFFER PRICE: $29.25

It's "Girls Night" and five close girlfriends are about to take a hilarious journey from heartbreak to happiness over one wild night of karaoke. A smash off-Broadway hit, this winning musical has an i... [more+]

It's "Girls Night" and five close girlfriends are about to take a hilarious journey from heartbreak to happiness over one wild night of karaoke. A smash off-Broadway hit, this winning musical has an infectious energy fueled by rousing renditions of beloved pop gems such as "Lady Marmalade," "It's Raining Men," "I Will Survive" and many more. Along the way, its fierce and funny core quintet relive the past, celebrate the present, anticipate the future, and most of all, sing their hearts out. Laugh, cry, dance and sing along as "Girls Night: The Musical" takes the mic at Keswick Theatre in Glenside. [less-]

One-Man Comedy "My Son the Waiter: A Jewish Tragedy"

at Bucks County Playhouse, New Hope
OFFER DATES:
Fri, March 31
Thu, April 06
Fri, April 07
FULL PRICE: $58 - $68
OFFER PRICE: $39

"My Son the Waiter: A Jewish Tragedy" tells the humorous and heartwarming tale of actor-comedian Brad Zimmerman, whose 29-year quest to build a performing career is supported by a "temporary" job in t... [more+]

"My Son the Waiter: A Jewish Tragedy" tells the humorous and heartwarming tale of actor-comedian Brad Zimmerman, whose 29-year quest to build a performing career is supported by a "temporary" job in the restaurant industry. Zimmerman has opened for Joan Rivers, George Carlin and Brad Garrett, and you might also recognize him from "The Sopranos", where he played Johnny Sack's lawyer -- so at least he could say he met his parents' expectations, even if it was as a fictional character. Now Zimmerman shares stories of his oft-hilarious family, career and none-too-successful love life in this one-man show that's headed to the Bucks County Playhouse in New Hope. [less-]

Dinner, Dancing and Breathtaking Views Aboard the "Spirit of Philadelphia"

at Spirit of Philadelphia, Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Sat, April 01
Sun, April 02
Fri, April 07
+ 10 more dates
Sat, April 01
Sun, April 02
Fri, April 07
Fri, April 14
Sat, April 22
Sun, April 23
Fri, April 28
Sun, April 30
Sun, May 07
Fri, May 12
Sun, May 21
Wed, May 24
Fri, May 26
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FULL PRICE: $89.65 - $107.07
OFFER PRICE: $53.94 - $64.25

It's hard to top a romantic dinner out on the town -- until you add a luxurious yacht to the mix, that is. This sumptuous supper cruise aboard the "Spirit of Philadelphia" has all the ingredients of a... [more+]

It's hard to top a romantic dinner out on the town -- until you add a luxurious yacht to the mix, that is. This sumptuous supper cruise aboard the "Spirit of Philadelphia" has all the ingredients of an unforgettable evening: Watching the sunset from the Delaware River, enjoying the lights of the Philadelphia skyline from the spacious outdoor observation deck, and a freshly-prepared buffet-style dinner that includes baked ziti, whole-roasted pork loin, North Atlantic sole filet and braised beef short ribs. After dinner, head to the dance floor, where a live DJ will be spinning a mix of Top 40 hits and classic favorites to get everybody moving. [less-]

"Fifty Shades of Men": The Perfect Ladies' Night Out

at Gardendale Social Club , Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Sat, April 01
FULL PRICE: $30
OFFER PRICE: $15

Rev up your girls' night out or make your best friend's bachelorette party a night to remember with "Fifty Shades of Men", a male revue catered exclusively for women. You'll spend the evening being te... [more+]

Rev up your girls' night out or make your best friend's bachelorette party a night to remember with "Fifty Shades of Men", a male revue catered exclusively for women. You'll spend the evening being tempted by gorgeous hunks when this fun and flirty night of entertainment from Alpha Male Promotions comes to Gardendale Social Club. The show combines a perfect blend of music, sexy dance moves and seductive theatrics in a hot, high-energy performance you and your girls will talk -- and dream -- about for weeks. [less-]

ComedySportz: Fast and Funny Improv Comedy Competition

at The Playground at The Adrienne, Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Sat, April 01
Sun, April 02
Sun, April 09
+ 7 more dates
Sat, April 01
Sun, April 02
Sun, April 09
Sat, April 15
Sun, April 16
Sun, April 23
Sun, April 30
Sun, May 07
Sun, May 14
Sun, May 21
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FULL PRICE: $12 - $18
OFFER PRICE: COMP - $9

At ComedySportz, Philadelphia's longest-running comedy show, two teams battle for laughs and points as they make up scenes, games and songs on the spot, in the spirit of TV's "Whose Line Is It Anyway?... [more+]

At ComedySportz, Philadelphia's longest-running comedy show, two teams battle for laughs and points as they make up scenes, games and songs on the spot, in the spirit of TV's "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" A referee governs the action, calling fouls and keeping the match moving at a blistering pace. The audience is always a part of this interactive improv show that's fun for all ages, and audience volunteers sometimes even wind up on stage to be part of the show. [less-]

Betches Who Brunch Comedy Tour: Laughs & Cattiness on April Fool's Day

at Punch Line Philly , Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Sat, April 01
FULL PRICE: $45
OFFER PRICE: $40

Channeling the sass and style of "Clueless" and "Mean Girls", the Betches began as bloggers in a small apartment at Cornell six years ago, dishing on what they love and especially what they hate. Now ... [more+]

Channeling the sass and style of "Clueless" and "Mean Girls", the Betches began as bloggers in a small apartment at Cornell six years ago, dishing on what they love and especially what they hate. Now that humble enterprise has become a full-on brand, with books, merchandise, social media accounts and the courage to say what young women are thinking. You can experience the glamour and cattiness live at the Betches Who Brunch Comedy Tour, which takes place in seven cities on April Fool's Day. Check out the Betchiness at Punch Line Philly. [less-]

Musical Drama About Family and Loss: "John & Jen"

at Eagle Theatre, Hammonton
OFFER DATES:
Sat, April 01
Sun, April 02
Wed, April 05
+ 4 more dates
Sat, April 01
Sun, April 02
Wed, April 05
Thu, April 06
Fri, April 07
Sat, April 08
Sun, April 09
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FULL PRICE: $20 - $40
OFFER PRICE: COMP - $21.50

Set against the background of a changing America from the 1950s to the 1990s, "John & Jen" is the story of Jen and her relationships with the two Johns of her life: her younger brother, and her son. T... [more+]

Set against the background of a changing America from the 1950s to the 1990s, "John & Jen" is the story of Jen and her relationships with the two Johns of her life: her younger brother, and her son. The actors take their characters from childhood through adolescence and beyond. Along the way they explore complicated family connections and how to heal after a tragic loss. "John & Jen" was the debut musical of composer and lyricist Andrew Lippa, who went on to write music and lyrics for "The Wild Party" and "The Addams Family" and contributed three new songs to the Broadway version of "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown". See this intelligent and witty look at the complexities of brother-sister and father-son relationships when it comes to The Eagle Theatre in Hammonton. [less-]

Enchanting Ballet "The Stor(ies) of You and Me"

at Plays & Players Theatre , Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Sun, April 02
FULL PRICE: $30
OFFER PRICE: $15

Ballet 5:8, Chicago's premier Christian contemporary dance company, brings its latest work to the stage of Philadelphia's Plays & Players Theatre. "The Stor(ies) of You and Me" features five works tha... [more+]

Ballet 5:8, Chicago's premier Christian contemporary dance company, brings its latest work to the stage of Philadelphia's Plays & Players Theatre. "The Stor(ies) of You and Me" features five works that explore love, the power of words, unexpected joy, perspectives and the stories of everyday people. [less-]

Shakespeare's Witty Rom-Com, "Love's Labor's Lost"

at Sedgwick Theater, Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Sun, April 02
Wed, April 05
FULL PRICE: $35
OFFER PRICE: $17

One of Shakespeare's most flamboyantly intellectual comedies, "Love's Labor's Lost" follows the King of Navarre and his three feckless lords Berowne, Longaville and Dumaine who take an oath to studyin... [more+]

One of Shakespeare's most flamboyantly intellectual comedies, "Love's Labor's Lost" follows the King of Navarre and his three feckless lords Berowne, Longaville and Dumaine who take an oath to studying hard and increasing their smarts while swearing off contact with women for three years. But when the Princess of France arrives with her female entourage on a diplomatic mission, the young men's tongues wag and books shut. Full of witty wordplay and playful pranks, this exuberant romantic comedy at Philadelphia's Sedgwick Theater explodes with revelry and some of Shakespeare's greatest poetry. [less-]

Jordan Smith: "The Voice" Winner With "Something Beautiful"

at Mayo Performing Arts Center, Morristown
OFFER DATES:
Sun, April 02
FULL PRICE: $44
OFFER PRICE: $22

Say hello to Jordan Smith, the guy who bumped Adele's platinum-selling hit from the top of the iTunes charts three times with his performance recordings from "The Voice". As the winner of Season Nine,... [more+]

Say hello to Jordan Smith, the guy who bumped Adele's platinum-selling hit from the top of the iTunes charts three times with his performance recordings from "The Voice". As the winner of Season Nine, Smith set all kinds of singles sales records during his time on the hit NBC show, and has since released two albums, a Christmas disc and his 2016 solo debut "Something Beautiful". Experience the powerful pipes and angelic voice of the Kentucky-born vocalist when he comes to the Mayo Performing Arts Center. [less-]

Maestro Valery Gergiev & The Munich Philharmonic: Beethoven's Third, "Eroica"

at New Jersey Performing Arts Center/NJPAC-Prudential Hall, Newark
OFFER DATES:
Sun, April 02
FULL PRICE: $85
OFFER PRICE: $42.50

Beethoven originally titled his third symphony "Buonaparte", but changed the composition's name a few months later, after Napoleon declared himself Emperor of the French. So disgusted was Beethoven by... [more+]

Beethoven originally titled his third symphony "Buonaparte", but changed the composition's name a few months later, after Napoleon declared himself Emperor of the French. So disgusted was Beethoven by the aggressive tyranny of the leader he once admired that he ripped off the symphony's first page and later replaced it with a new title sheet: "Sinfonia Eroica", or the Heroic Symphony. Now the Munich Philharmonic plays this mighty piece at NJPAC, under the baton of famed Russian conductor Valery Gergiev. Also on the bill is pianist Pierre-Laurent Aimard, who'll perform Ravel's Piano Concerto for the Left Hand. [less-]

The Franklin Institute: Fun & Interactive Science Museum

at The Franklin Institute, Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Mon, April 03
Tue, April 04
Wed, April 05
+ 13 more dates
Mon, April 03
Tue, April 04
Wed, April 05
Thu, April 06
Fri, April 07
Mon, April 24
Tue, April 25
Wed, April 26
Thu, April 27
Fri, April 28
Sat, April 29
Sun, April 30
Sat, May 06
Sun, May 07
Sat, May 13
Sat, May 20
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FULL PRICE: $19.95
OFFER PRICE: $10.95

No doubt about it: Ben Franklin would have loved to explore the hands-on science museum that bears his name and celebrates his spirit with exhibits as innovative and eclectic as "the first American" h... [more+]

No doubt about it: Ben Franklin would have loved to explore the hands-on science museum that bears his name and celebrates his spirit with exhibits as innovative and eclectic as "the first American" himself. Cool immersive experiences abound with three full floors of galleries, live demonstrations, planetarium shows, the Bloom Observatory and exciting traveling exhibits. Take a turn as the engineer for a working 350-ton locomotive at the authentic train factory, explore the giant walk-through heart, try to avoid the "bowling ball of doom" at Sir Isaac's Loft and much, much more, as you learn about engineering, aeronautics, physics, geology and, of course, Franklin's fave -- electricity. And new this year is the 3,600-square-foot permanent exhibit dedicated to the precision and science of sport, "SportsZone", where you can challenge a famous virtual competitor to a race and jump into 20 other interactive experiences. [less-]

"Little Women: The Broadway Musical" Comes to Villanova Theatre

at Villanova Theatre, Villanova
OFFER DATES:
Tue, April 04
Wed, April 05
FULL PRICE: $25
OFFER PRICE: $12.50

One of America's most beloved novels comes alive on the Villanova Theatre stage in this exhilarating Broadway musical adaptation. "Little Women" is the story of the remarkable March sisters and the me... [more+]

One of America's most beloved novels comes alive on the Villanova Theatre stage in this exhilarating Broadway musical adaptation. "Little Women" is the story of the remarkable March sisters and the men they love, set during and after the Civil War. Join rambunctious Jo, practical Meg, sweet Beth, and romantic Amy as they embark on a coming-of-age tale filled with drama, romance, humor and song, all under the watchful eye of their beloved Marmee while Father is away at war. Based on Louisa May Alcott's timeless tale about the power of family, friendship and romance, this vibrant and sweeping musical soars with personal discovery, heartache and hope. Resonating with the sound of a young America finding its voice, it's an enjoyable show for the whole family. [less-]

Philly's Funniest in Philly Comedy Showcase

at Punch Line Philly , Philadelphia
OFFER DATES:
Wed, April 05
FULL PRICE: $8
OFFER PRICE: COMP

If you like to laugh, Punch Line Philly presents a special one-night gathering of some of Philadelphia's very best comedians in one jam-packed lineup! The Philly Comedy Showcase boasts all the best lo... [more+]

If you like to laugh, Punch Line Philly presents a special one-night gathering of some of Philadelphia's very best comedians in one jam-packed lineup! The Philly Comedy Showcase boasts all the best local talent available to turn your mid-week slump into a laugh-filled mini vacation. Head to Punch Line Philly and see what material the funniest people in town have on tap. [less-]

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