"if I was a girl and he was a girl"

''Well, you know, if I was a girl and he was a girl, and I was a lesbian and he was a lesbian, I'd be all over him.''

-- George Clooney in Esquire on his Ocean's 11, 12 and 13 co-star Brad Pitt. Clooney also responded to gay actor Rupert Everett's derision of the Ocean's films as ''a cancer to world culture,'' saying, ''Dude, weren't you in Dunston Checks In?'' (Esquire)