''You take something you love from me and you can damn well bet I'm going to take something you love from you, too.''

-- Jimmy Kimmel, addressing Matt Damon ahead of showing his special Oscar-night video -- a retort to girlfriend Sarah Silverman's earlier video, ''I'm Fucking Matt Damon'' -- called ''I'm Fucking Ben Affleck.'' Along with Affleck, a number of celebrities joined in, including Macy Gray, Joan Jett and Brad Pitt. (Boston Herald)