''When you performed a marriage for gay penguins using taxpayer money on government property, you were symbolically taking a stand for the gay marriage agenda.... See, you couldn't possibly understand: When gays marry, it ruins marriage for the rest of us. So, either you annul the wedding, or I'll publicly ask for your resignation.''

A character from on NBC's ''Parks and Recreation'' going after Leslie, played by comedian Amy Poehler, for marrying two sexually active penguins at the show's Pawnee Zoo, without realizing they were both males. (NBC)