''Also not nominated, 'I Love You Philip Morris.' Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor -- two heterosexual actors, pretending to be gay. So, the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists then.... What? Probably? My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke.''
Comedian and actor Ricky Gervais during his opening monologue at the Golden Globe Awards. Among his many biting comments, Gervais also thanked God at the end of the show for making him an atheist. (NBC / Golden Globes)