Well, there's no point in giving you a second hint, since the cat's out of the Ziploc, so to speak. In its current issue, Out Magazine named our own local Duplex Diner as one of its 50 Greatest Gay Bars in the World." Writes the magazine:

D.C.'s gay A-list assembles at this tchotchke temple every Thursday night to gawk and squawk. Though the lobbyists and Supreme Court clerks that gather there are a highly compensated bunch, it seems like no one pays to play, since they've all slept with the hunky bartenders.

So that explains why Hearsay still gets a check.

Hearsay heartily congratulates Eric "Asbury Juke" Hirshfeld and his staff of assorted hunks, honeys and hussies on the honor....