Mr. Gill may have ended his night face down in birthday cake, but Hearsay kept going last Saturday. It had another party to hit, this one at
Duplex Diner
. No bees allowed, the invite said. Actually, it didn't, but the
"Pearls, Pastels and Polos" party was all about mock-celebrating WASPs. Host No. 1
Billy "I May Listen to Virgin Radio, But I'm No Virgin" Black wore a white dress shirt, with his collar popped and top buttons undone, a striped green tie draped very loosely around his neck, plus a multi-patterned plaid beret and clashing plaid shorts.
It almost made Hearsay vomit. Host No. 2
Bob "Tinker" Bell wore a pastel green Polo shirt, with
popped collar and slicked-up hair. Again, with the almost vomit. Hearsay didn't stick around to find out who won the best-dressed prep contest, though surely
Kris "Finally Free" Nelson got something for his troubles. He wore practically all white except for his
striped belt and purplish-grey sweater draped around his white Polo just so. And there's the actual vomit. Sorry, Eric, but that's why you pay people to mop the floors....
