Mr. Gill may have ended his night face down in birthday cake, but Hearsay kept going last Saturday. It had another party to hit, this one at Duplex Diner
. No bees allowed, the invite said. Actually, it didn't, but the "Pearls, Pastels and Polos"
party was all about mock-celebrating WASPs. Host No. 1 Billy "I May Listen to Virgin Radio, But I'm No Virgin" Black
wore a white dress shirt, with his collar popped and top buttons undone, a striped green tie draped very loosely around his neck, plus a multi-patterned plaid beret and clashing plaid shorts. It almost made Hearsay vomit.
Host No. 2 Bob "Tinker" Bell
wore a pastel green Polo shirt, with popped collar and slicked-up hair
. Again, with the almost vomit. Hearsay didn't stick around to find out who won the best-dressed prep contest, though surely Kris "Finally Free" Nelson
got something for his troubles. He wore practically all white except for his striped belt and purplish-grey sweater draped around his white Polo just so
. And there's the actual vomit. Sorry, Eric, but that's why you pay people to mop the floors....