Is it true that a certain D.C. Government official will be attending this year's MAL festivities commando? So says David "I'm a Bull Among Bears" Phillips over on Facebook, who writes:

Forget the fundies closing down Fort Troff's MAL pig party at the Doubletree! The big news this weekend is that..."Government Official Name Censored"...will appear at Leather Cocktails without briefs underneath the pants. And such frightful weather for denying the naughty bits one less layer of protection!

Hearsay wonders if this will start a new fashion trend among government employees in D.C. If so, Hearsay already has a name for it: Bobble Heads....