The anticipation is building, and the rumors are running rampant. Clearly, Hearsay's not the only one ready to explode at the prospect of naked men dancing
. When will Secrets
reopen? Where? Will it be better than before? Soon, very soon, all will be revealed. And Hearsay does mean all -- three years is too long to go without full-frontal! But trust Hearsay, everyone will be thrilled
! In fact, check the magazine tomorrow for an exclusive sneak peek inside the new venue, with a story by intrepid Nightlife reporter Doug "Slide" Rule
featuring photography by Todd "AeroGrow" Franson
. Readers will even learn all about Ziegfeld's
, and the return of Ella "My Legs Don't Work Like They Used to, But I Still Got My Wig!" Fitzgerald
. Trust Hearsay, you won't believe your eyes...