Have you seen the ad for Apex's women's dance party Gloss tomorrow night, March 6? Well, it's stirred things inside Hearsay that Hearsay didn't even know was there. (How did that tube get stuck all the way up there? Hearsay just wanted a little taste.) Anyway, who needs Georgia "Rhymes With Mulva" O'Keefe?

Girl Glam Productions started this monthly ladies party in December at the venue famed for its former Liquid Ladies parties. Apex's Jim "You Look Good in Bright Lights" Suits says the party, set for the first Friday of every month, is something the club hope to build.

DJ Randy "My Life Would Suck Without You" White spins in the Main Hall, and the D.C. Kings will perform at 12:30 p.m. The Kings' own Ken "Leaving Las" Vegas hosts the whole she-bang. Doors open at 9 p.m. Cover is $10. Don't forget to apply your cherry lipgloss so thick, someone will want to lick it up!