What is it you shout when you want someone to get up the nerve to do something maybe a little bit crazy in public? Show more chutzpah? Be more ballsy?
Oh yes: “Grow a pair!” Well, grow ‘em and show ‘em, lads. No, not the gonads. The D.C. Bureau of Public Pubic Decency won’t allow that. They require that you tuck them away inside a pair of bottoms – that is, underwear. Tomorrow night, Friday, Aug. 21, Town is shouting for patrons to “show a pair.” Of underwear.
“We want an entire night of boys in just their underwear,” an official Town email commands. To help boys be more ballsy, the club is even growing pairs – they’ll give out 200 of ‘em in fact, provided by ELITE. So nevermind that you don’t like your own selection of Underoos – get your own pair of ELITE and you can change into them right there, at the club’s clothes check, set up just for the night. Hearsay’s already picked out the bottoms it’s coveting.
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