Heavenly Round Up: Things are definitely more like they are now than they've ever been. Yes, that might be self-evident, but it's never been more true. Fasten your seat-belts, campers, you're in for a bumpy ride. You'll see things you've never dreamed of. You'll dream of things you've never seen. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll change your life. And it may even be for the better, if you can retain your focus in the crunch. Be careful about writing checks with your mouth that the rest of you might not want to cash.
Aries: You've seen the future, and it's completely different. You may have to tear down all the anticipations you were counting on to make room for all the actual events that are going to happen to you. Don't despair: Not only are you the stronger, you're the better looking.
Taurus: It's not easy, certainly. It's not fun, and that's no joke. It's not your turn; you've been taking one for the team for a while now. But if you're going to get the most out of this cycle, you may have to suck it up and deal a bit longer. Wishes come true on Saturday.
Gemini: Look around, are you in an unfamiliar landscape? Have your fundamental perceptions shifted to the point that the quotidian has taken on the value of the rare and exotic? Take nothing for granted and you may do better than finding a twenty at the bus stop. Pull up.
Cancer: You know what the drill is. You've been practicing for more years than you care to admit. It's time to let go in order to be able to embrace fully the next big thing. You're primed and ready to grow and become in ways you couldn't have imagined when this all got started.
Leo: You're not as percipient as you like to pretend. It wouldn't be the first time you'd played out of your league and got away with it. So go with what you can get away with allowing others to believe that you know. Your assumed authority prepares you for the real thing soon.
Virgo: You've seen it all. You're world-weary and full of the boredom of the over- sated. It's been a good early holiday season, so far. But if you'll freshen up your 'tude, then you may find that the season becomes one of wonders and miracles--all designed especially for you.
Libra: You're tired of walking the walk. You don't know the distance you've come in that nasty pair of borrowed moccasins, but you're over having to be a good sport. And with good reason. Strip away the veneer of complaisance. It's time to get tough and get 'er done.
Scorpio: You could send out for more help. You could try asking for smarter, competent types instead of the clown convention that's been swirling around you for lo these many months. Or you could take it upon yourself to come up with a way to save the show single-handedly.
Sagittarius: If it were that simple, there'd be a line from here to the moon as people waited for their so called entitlements to be fulfilled. You're learning that there's a price to pay for happily ever after. Don't forget what happened to Psyche and Eros: Should you listen? Maybe.
Capricorn: Your dreams can still come true. Even if they look nothing like they did as little as a few weeks ago. But there's been one of those conflagrations, and your life has the potential to be rebuilt to a better standard of use and comfort than what you'd had on the schedule.
Aquarius: It's a story you tell yourself to feel better when the pressure and inanity begin to build up. It could be a goal for which you strive, and against which you measure your steps to accomplishment. How real it turns out to be may depend on your friends and neighbors.
Pisces: You can smell the changes in the air at work. It's like the charge of ozone in the air when lightening has been falling with the rain. There's suddenness to these shifts that may signal something deeper at another level altogether. Assess your condition carefully.