Metro Weekly

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    Heavenly Round Up: These are the dog days of summer. The heat is almost rancid in your nose. The sun is a relentless force, but...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You're standing at the crossroads. The choices look bleak: certain destruction that way, unending burdens this way. Have you considered an alternative? Can...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Once again, you've accidentally entered the Red Queen's race, running as fast as you can just to stay in place. You'll have to...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Feeling all hung up and conflicted? Not able to settle in to those horns on the dilemma? You may feel more enervated than...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You're looking at integrating what you've already learned with what you hope to accomplish if you can only survive the next big pile...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: When your dreams are the best part of your life, does this mean your waking life is unsatisfactory, or does it mean you...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Sometimes, reality just bites. Even so, there's more than one silver lining still on the racks -- but you'll have to fight the...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Unexpected material comes bubbling up from the depths, like a swamp. And the release of all that pent-up matter comes as a huge...

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    Heavenly Round Up: What will the wind bring back to you after you blow the dandelion fluff away? What will the tide wash up on...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You can wake yourself from the dream state into which you've fallen. You can extricate yourself from the web of suppositions and innuendoes...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You're ready to look for the light at the end of the tunnel. You're on the brink of cracking the code and going...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: There's so much that might happen if the fates take a hand. There's so much that could turn around if the timing is...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Use your imagination. Plant the seeds of your future in the garden of the present. You'll need to tend your seeds to see...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to separate facts from fantasies, don't be too quick to discard the bathwater...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Contrast and confusion are the name of the game. Feeling ultra-grounded wars with feeling like you're in a deep rut. The limitless possibilities...