Metro Weekly

Horoscope

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Sliding into closure for events you've been deconstructing for a long while, don't look back over your shoulder just yet. Bring your faith...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Is reality catching up to your ideological hopes? Does that have to be a big bummer, or could there be a better point...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You're heading for a culmination. Keep in mind that this is no longer about you, but about larger, ideological concepts and their manifestation...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You're all alone in the dark; what do you do? Do you shout for attention? Do you grope around to familiarize yourself with...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You're really putting your back into it. In fact, you want to watch out that you don't strain yourself under the mighty effort....

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Time and tide take on new significance as deadlines approach and procrastination deepens its tentacled presence in your heart of hearts. Why the...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You're more aware of the resources and reflections inherent in those around you. Look into their faces to see who you are becoming,...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: The world slides into normal, churning up so much dust the outcome is uncertain for longer than the situation merits. Daily life valiantly...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You can if you need to, but wanting is not enough. You'll have to stop whatever else you're up to and put your...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: There's definitely tension in the air. It's not just your imagination causing the hair to stand up on your arms. You're experiencing a...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You're a dancing, shooting star. You're a dolphin in a merry riptide. You're an eagle soaring on a lofting, gale force wind. If...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: Neither heavy, nor light. Neither full, nor empty. Neither solid, nor gaseous. Like a riddle from the old legends, you're caught trying to...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: You've been spinning your wheels, revisiting old issues – and sometimes the whole subscription. You've been looking over your shoulder as you attempt...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: There's an undeniable something in the air. Everybody wants their ego stroked. Everybody wants to be acknowledged for their good points. Everybody wants...

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    Heavenly Round-Up: The season is beginning to catch up to itself. The first frantic rush to git 'er done is drawing to a close. Now...