“Heels Up, Hoe Down” is the latest zany offering to come from this loose gay performance-art collective, founded four years ago by Chris Farris, Karl Jones and Shea Van Horn, who stars as drag host Summer Camp. Get ready for a wild, wild-western jamboree set inside a barn with square dancers, rhinestone cow-queens, randy grannies, and dirty pigs--all served up with a delicious twang. Saturday, Oct. 17, at 10 p.m. Town Danceboutique, 2009 Eighth St. NW. Tickets are $10, or $8 if in “country git-up.” Visit www.crackdc.com.