Local drag sensation Xavier Onassis Bloomgindale hosts a contest on the topic of "Divas: Stories about the temperamental superstar side of things," in which everyday folks tell short stories about the divas in their lives, loosely defined. Holly Bass, Jeffrey Brady and Whitney GucciGoo will judge the contest, which grants the winner $100 in cash. Story League presents a contest at the 14th Street Busboys & Poets every third Wednesday of the month. Wednesday, March 21, at 9 p.m. Busboys & Poets, 2021 14th St. NW. Tickets are $10. Call 202-387-POET or visit busboysandpoets.com or storyleague.org.