City Artistic Partnerships offers this year's local production of the popular stage show Joe Mantello adapted from David Sedaris's writings. Joe Brack returns as the man who narrates Sedaris's hysterical and true adventures as a hired elf in Macy's Santaland. Danny Cackley adds live, on-stage sound design. Directed by Matty Griffiths. Opens tonight, Saturday, Dec. 1, at 8 p.m. Runs through Dec. 23. Redrum at Fort Fringe, 612 L St. NW. Tickets are $20. Call 202-213-2474 or visit cityartisticpartnerships.org.