The British Players offers a racy farce about a man planning a rendezvous with his mistress behind his wife's back. Chrish Kresge directs Robin Hawdon's adaptation of Marc Camoletti's Don't Dress for Dinner for the British Players, dedicated to bringing high-quality traditional British theater to D.C. for almost a half century now. Since 2005 the company has performed far away from the British Embassy -- at the Kensington Town Hall. To March 24. Kensington Town Hall, 3710 Mitchell St., Kensington, Md. Tickets are $20. Call 301-875-8544 or visit britishplayers.org.