Metro Weekly

Coverboy: Dustin

Coloring outside the lines


What about on shoes?
$30. I’m not big on style or spending money on materialistic things.

What’s your favorite food to splurge with?
I’m a Clyde’s whore. I love their bacon cheeseburgers and their ranch dressing.

What’s your favorite season?
Fall. It’s really aesthetically beautiful. As a photographer, I gravitate toward things that are picturesque. The climate and temperature are perfect, too.

What kind of animal would you be?
Honey badger, because I just don’t give a shit.

What kind of plant would you be?
A tree. A ”Sherman oak.”

What kind of car would you be?
An ’87 Buick Cutlass.

What are you most grateful for?
Being alive.

What’s something you want more of?
Hours in the day.

State your life philosophy in 10 words or less.
Two tears and a bucket, motherfuck it.