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Coverboy: Jose

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Coverboy: Jose (Photo by Julian Vankim)

Coverboy: Jose
(Photo by Julian Vankim)

If you could read the mind of someone famous, who would it be?
Albert Einstein, because I’d really like to know what one of the brightest minds in our history was thinking.

What’s your greatest fear?
I’m terrified of snakes.

Would you rather go skydiving, rock climbing, bungee jumping or hang gliding?
Skydiving, hands down. I’d love to feel the adrenaline rush of jumping out of a plane, and then gently come down from it.

Roller coasters: wooden or steel?

What’s your guilty pleasure?

What turns you on?
Big arms and a smart mind.

What turns you off?
People who are full of themselves. Arrogance.

What’s your idea of a romantic getaway?
Anywhere where I’m away from everybody else, and it’s just Michael and me.

What’s the strangest place you’ve ever had sex?
The laundry room at the job I had when I was in high school.

Define good in bed.

John Riley is the local news reporter for Metro Weekly. He can be reached at