Prince: Ranking His Albums, Bottom to Top

20Ten27. 20Ten (2010)

With 20Ten, for the first time in his career Prince released an album that was generally unavailable to his fans in the U.S, although anybody who wanted it merely had to log into eBay and there were plenty of copies listed. 20Ten was bundled with various magazine publications in the UK, Ireland, Belgium, Germany and France. Ultimately there wasn’t much angst on the part of snubbed American fans, as 20Ten is not one of his major efforts. It’s ten tracks worth of moderately interesting pop/R&B, with very little that could be considered truly inspiring. The best moments are the ballad “Future Soul Song,” which features a lovely vocal arrangement, and “Beginning Endlessly,” with its heavy synth riff over electronic beats. “Lavaux” bears a striking resemblance to the Pointer Sisters’ “Automatic.” “Walk in Sand” and “Sea of Everything” are pretty if unremarkable ballads, “Sticky Like Glue” is a moderately appealing funk-pop, but the whole things kinda reeks of pointlessness. 20Ten is Prince in the studio churning out material that he could produce in his sleep.  

MPLSound26. MPLSound (2009)

Packaged with the far superior Lotusflow3r, MPLSound is similar to 20Ten in that Prince mines his past glories for inspiration. That said, there are a few outstanding moments on MPLSound — particularly the sparse and funky “Dance with Me,” and two outstanding ballads: “”U’re Gonna C Me,” a re-working of a song that originally appeared on One Nite Alone…, and the truly gorgeous “Better With Time.” The album opens with the tepid and tired braggadocio of “(There’ll Never Be) Another Like Me.” Better is “Chocolate Box,” a catchy, uptempo track for which an elaborate video was filmed. “Ol’ Skool Company” is a shout-out to far better years, and “No More Candy 4 U,” a nod to the Controversy era, has an oddly bitter and scolding vibe to it. “Here,” a trippy and melodic pop song, is one of the best moments on the album. Unfortunately, much like 20Ten, MPLSound seems rather pointless, Prince-by-numbers.

TheChocolateInvasion25. The Chocolate Invasion (2004)

Like its inferior companion The Slaughterhouse, The Chocolate Invasion is a collection of songs originally made available online via Prince’s NPG Music Club. The material on The Chocolate Invasion is much stronger overall. Two tracks in particular make this set worth seeking out — the smoldering rock ballad “When Eye Lay My Hands on U,” and a soulful duet with Angie Stone called “U Make My Sun Shine” that reminds everyone what a truly monumental vocalist Prince truly is. There are other high points too, like the upbeat pop songs “Supercute” and “Vavoom,” and the smooth R&B ballad “Underneath the Cream.” Had Prince taken the best tracks of the period during which the tracks for The Slaughterhouse and The Chocolate Invasion were recorded and released one great album — and given it a proper release with real promotion — he might have had a hit on his hands. As it is, most of this material will only be heard by die-hard fans, which is truly unfortunate.

ChaosandDisorder24. Chaos and Disorder (1996)

Another contract-filler, Chaos and Disorder is an appropriate name for this odd little album. The liner notes even includes a disclaimer that it’s a collection of songs original intended for “private use only.” Chaos and Disorder is mostly a rock album, so like the jazzy-pop of The Vault… Old Friends 4 Sale, at least the contract fillers he turned over the Warner Bros. are cohesive and contain generally strong material. There are a few moments on Chaos and Disorder that are classic Prince:  the hard rocking “The Same December” and the companion tracks “Into the Light/I Will,” both of which would have fit right in on The Gold Experience. “Dinner with Delores,” a rather lightweight but endearing guitar shuffle, was released as a single but with little promotion it was treated more as a curio. The album suffers from inconsistency, and both “I Rock Therefore I Am” and “Right the Wrong” are rather noxious. Also, a much better version of the blues-rocker “Zannalee” circulates among collectors. But for all its faults, Chaos and Disorder is a worthwhile listen, an offhand little collection that does sound a bit like a mixtape. It does nothing to add to Prince’s reputation as a musical genius, but not every album has to be Purple Rain or Sign o’ the Times to be (mostly) enjoyable.

Music writer for Metro Weekly. Contact at cgerard@metroweekly.com.

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