Metro Weekly

Coverboy: Tim

Multi-Talented Marylander

Coverboy: Tim

Coverboy: Tim

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

If your home was burning, what’s the first thing you’d grab while leaving?
My family.

What’s your biggest turn-on?

What’s your biggest turn-off?
Cockiness. There’s a fine line between the two.

What’s something you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t yet tried?

What’s something you’ve tried that you never want to do again?
Afghani food. It tasted like poison, so I have no interest in trying it again.

Boxers, briefs or other?

Who’s your favorite musical artist?
Christina Aguilera.

What’s your favorite website?
eBay. It’s one-stop shopping.

What’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?
I feel that question is more appealing if it’s left up to the imagination.

What position do you play in the big baseball game of life?
The mascot, because everyone likes a good show before the game starts.

What’s your favorite retail store?
H&M. They have good quality clothes, without huge logos stating who they are or what they’re trying to represent.