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Coverboy: Chad

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Coverboy: Chad

Coverboy: Chad

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

What’s your greatest fear?
Anybody who knows me would say it’s spiders. That’s an external fear. But, really, it’s failure. That’s what I’m really afraid of.

Pick three people, living or dead, who you think would make the most fascinating dinner guests imaginable.
Louis Pasteur, Steve Jobs and Kristen Wiig.

What would you serve?
I am by no means a cook, so it would have to be Thai take-out and a case of Stella.

How would you describe your dream guy?
He would have to be very goal-oriented, have a good head on his shoulders and have a good sense of humor. For looks, I would just say he has to be healthy and in good shape.

Define good in bed.
Willing to take risks and, at the end, wanting me to do a second round. I need to be sweaty, and ready to go again.

Who should star in a movie about your life?
Sandra Bullock, but only if she gives an award-winning performance, as she did in The Blind Side.