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Coverboy: Jesson

He's with the DJ

Coverboy: Jesson

Coverboy: Jesson

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

What would you serve?
Svedka shots. Or ”flaming Dr. Peppers.”

How would you describe your dream guy?
Has to be a DJ. Tan, but not Snooki-orange tan. Really buff, nice hair, some facial hair. I usually fluctuate from really muscular to teddy-bear cute.

Define good in bed.
Uses a lot of lube, and not just for its intended purpose. Very creative in terms of position and variety, but not ”me being tied to the ceiling” kind of creativity.

Who should star in a movie about your life?
Channing Tatum.

Who was your first celebrity crush?
Brad Pitt from Fight Club. I swear, just seeing him in that movie turned me gay.

Who gets on your nerves?
People who are stuck up and high-maintenance.

If your home was burning, what’s the first thing you’d grab while leaving?
My phone. Though it’s practically attached to me, so that wouldn’t be a problem.

What’s your biggest turn-on?

What’s your biggest turn-off?
Really, really skinny guys and super-straight guy clothes, like baggy or athletic clothes.

What’s something you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t yet tried?
Parachuting with a big gay flag above me.