Metro Weekly

Coverboy: Rich

Rhode Island-Raised

Coverboy: Rich

Coverboy: Rich

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

What’s your biggest turn-off?
Rush Limbaugh, in Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit, with an empty bowl.

What’s something you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t yet tried?
Taken a road trip cross-country.

What’s something you’ve tried that you never want to do again?
Propose to a girl. I was engaged for six months. Clearly, that didn’t work out.

What’s your favorite website? I’m a weather nerd.

What position do you play in the big baseball game of life?
The receiver. That’s a term in baseball, right?

What’s your favorite retail store? I don’t always buy, but I love to look at the site.

What’s the most you’ll spend on a haircut?
$21, including tip. I will still only get my hair cut in Rhode Island, if I can help it. I still go to the same barber, Mickey.

What about on shoes?
Right now, I’m limiting myself to $70, because I’m looking to buy a house next year.