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Coverboy: Noah

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Coverboy: Noah

Coverboy: Noah

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

What’s your biggest turn-off?
Somebody hairy.

What’s something you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t yet tried?
If I had the chance, I’d like to go into space.

What’s something you’ve tried that you never want to do again?
Ride a bus for a very long time. I’ve done that. I’d rather fly.

Boxers, briefs or other?

Who’s your favorite musical artist?
Madonna or Kylie Minogue.

What’s your favorite website?

What’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?
In a garage.

What position do you play in the big baseball game of life?
I don’t play baseball.

But, in a relationship, are you the more aggressive or passive one?
I’m the passionate one.

What’s your favorite retail store?
I like Topman.

John Riley is the local news reporter for Metro Weekly. He can be reached at