Metro Weekly

Coverboy: Bilal


Coverboy: Bilal

Coverboy: Bilal

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

How would you describe your dream guy?
Tall, slightly muscular but not a juicehead, circumcised with a bubble butt, a big jaw and a nice condo. A city boy, no one from down South.

Define good in bed.
A fun, hot workout that burns a lot of calories.

Who should star in a movie about your life?
Vin Diesel.

Who was your first celebrity crush?
Carson Daly.

Who gets on your nerves?
A know-it-all. Someone who doesn’t drink.

If your home was burning, what’s the first thing you’d grab while leaving?
My boots.

What’s your biggest turn-on?
Perky nipples.

John Riley is the local news reporter for Metro Weekly. He can be reached at