Watch a random episode of The Simpsons and you may well hear a panicked Helen Lovejoy -- the reverend's wife -- screaming, ''Won't somebody please...
The long and winding road leads... well, I don't know where. In The Road, based on Cormac McCarthy's recent short novel, it seemingly leads to...
''Yeah, you make me wanna listen to music again,'' Adam Lambert sings at the top of his debut, For Your Entertainment. The album is as...
Apparently, all the world is not just a stage, it's a soundstage. As You Like It Over at the Shakespeare Theatre Company's Sidney Harman Hall,...
When a play arrives emanating even the vaguest whiff of the avant garde, even a theatergoing stalwart, finger poised over the ''buy tickets'' button, may...
It's the season of giving, and for those who survive ''Black Friday'' -- notoriously the busiest shopping day of the year -- it remains the...
Sometimes advertising becomes art. Case in point: Andy Warhol's iconic Campbell's Soup cans. Thinking broadly, Jeff McElhaney's advertising campaigns of the 1980s and '90s might...
Heavenly Round-Up: There's a blurring and a softening of boundaries. What once was solid now develops porous qualities, like rock subjected to the gentle force...
Little more than two years ago, Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) Chief Cathy Lanier sat with members of the local LGBT community and promised that the...
Hearsay asks it all time. What the fuck? Like just Sunday night, after Adam "Sonic Homo"Â Lambert's screechy performance on the AMAs. What the fuck?...
Some times one simply has to say, ''Enough.'' For Phil Attey, that time came in the aftermath of the recent decision by Maine voters to...
”As a gay man, I have found myself having to defend the hospital a lot against an image that’s really unfair.” Ric Cuming, chief nursing...
”I don’t believe we need to be friends but I won’t block her from Isabella…. I’ll definitely be supportive of them. I want my daughter...
”Imagine if the police walked into a Wal-Mart and see someone shoplifting, and because they see what they think is a crime taking place in...
”If the Democrats don’t enact marriage equality now, after years of telling us to wait, wait, wait, it will cause a huge schism between the...
Little more than two years ago, Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) Chief Cathy Lanier sat with members of the local LGBT community and promised that the...
”The energy felt good. Adrenaline is a crazy thing to feel. That’s what I love about performing. I’m hoping people were entertained. For those who...
”Trying to hard? I’ve rather always try too than not hard enough…. I just want to please everyone that I can do. You know, I’ve...
”And Jason is a part of our heart. We all knew that Jason wanted to be a pediatrician. There was never a question of whether...
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