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  • Horoscope

    By on August 13, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: We may not serve our own best interests by chasing after the ideals of our desire nature. Equally, we may not serve our...

  • Horoscope

    By on August 6, 2008

    Heavenly Round Up: Isn't it ready yet? Are we there yet? Is it time? Maybe you've waited patiently enough, long enough. Maybe you're whiny as...

  • Horoscope

    By on July 30, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: Summer gets shorter and shorter, doesn't it? Have you done what you meant to? Are you on top of your leisure game and...

  • Horoscope

    By on July 23, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: Did all that murk spontaneously clear up? Was it something somebody said? Or did? It's hard to know why everything seems so much...

  • Horoscope

    By on July 16, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: It could have been warm and cozy, intimate and undisturbed. But that's not what's going down--whether it was too much sensitivity, or not...

  • Horoscope

    By on July 9, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: Will you tunnel under your obstacle? Will you climb your way over? Are you less concerned about the infrastructure than anyone imagines and...

  • Horoscope

    By on July 2, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: Are feeling the crunch? Is the pressure building? You might want to check all the relevant gauges to be sure that you've got...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 25, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: You've been preparing for a while now. You've assessed the terrain. You've marked a probable course. You've gathered the needed supplies. Have you...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 18, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: Not only will you survive, you will achieve and leave a unique footprint. But first you have to get through the day-to-day catastrophes...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 11, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: The world is like an oyster: hard to get into but beguilingly enfolding once you're there. The world is like a cell phone...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 4, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: Emerging into the light like a butterfly struggling out of a chrysalis may take more out of you than you would expect. The...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 28, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: In myths, Power usually chases and seduces Beauty. This time there's some role reversal. Do what it takes to land Prince Charming. Go...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 21, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: This is a good time to clear up any misunderstandings, before they get deeper. It's time to educate yourself so that you don't...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 14, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: It's not the heat, it's the generally conductive atmosphere brought on by so much moisture. That's some of what's going on, of course....

  • Horoscope

    By on May 7, 2008

    Heavenly Round-Up: It was darkest before the dawn, but the light has spread like honey on warm toast. It's time to forget how grim things...