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  • Hell Raiser

    By on May 27, 2009

    Recipe: Add one tablespoon of spittle from an old hag, three blond hairs from one young woman (preferable beautiful), and one fly with wings still...

  • Hopelessly Undevoted

    By on February 4, 2009

    Here are the facts of life according to He's Just Not That Into You: Women are pathetic and hopeless in love; the only way to...