Coverboy: Bilal


Published on October 25, 2013, 8:39pm | Comments

Born and raised in Baltimore, 27-year-old Bilal doesn't take himself too seriously. Highly social, frequently cracking jokes, and a master of sarcasm, Bilal says his Muslim father had a hard time accepting his oldest son as gay, but has gotten used to the idea. Currently working at a communication consulting firm as an LGBT event coordinator, Bilal plans to host a monthly party at Marrakesh DC. When he's not organizing parties, he's likely attending them, flitting from Cobalt to Number Nine to Town on any given night. In his free time, he loves dining out, doing yoga, and recently got into rock climbing, telling Metro Weekly, ''It's really intense, and I hate working out, but I need someone to motivate me, to yell at me and get me going, in or out of the bedroom.''

Coverboy: Bilal

Coverboy: Bilal

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

What's on your nightstand?
Condoms, lube and a Fleshlight.

What's in your nightstand drawer?
Handcuffs, heating massage oil and nipple clamps.

What are your television favorites?
American Horror Story: Coven, Grey's Anatomy, The Wendy Williams Show and any Bravo reality-TV show.

What was your favorite cartoon when you were a kid?
Sailor Moon. It's still my favorite.

Who's your greatest influence?
Chelsea Handler, Nicole Richie and Angeline Jolie.

What's your greatest fear?
I have a fear of heights, but my greatest fear would be to die alone. Or be attacked by a Chucky doll like in Child's Play.

Pick three people, living or dead, who you think would make the most fascinating dinner guests imaginable.
Andy Warhol, Anna Nicole Smith and Wendy Williams.

What would you serve?
Cocaine with tea and coke.

Coverboy: Bilal

Coverboy: Bilal

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

How would you describe your dream guy?
Tall, slightly muscular but not a juicehead, circumcised with a bubble butt, a big jaw and a nice condo. A city boy, no one from down South.

Define good in bed.
A fun, hot workout that burns a lot of calories.

Who should star in a movie about your life?
Vin Diesel.

Who was your first celebrity crush?
Carson Daly.

Who gets on your nerves?
A know-it-all. Someone who doesn't drink.

If your home was burning, what's the first thing you'd grab while leaving?
My boots.

What's your biggest turn-on?
Perky nipples.

Coverboy: Bilal

Coverboy: Bilal

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

What's your biggest turn-off?

What's something you've always wanted to do but haven't yet tried?
Double penetration.

What's something you've tried that you never want to do again?
An orgy.

Boxers, briefs or other?
Jockstraps. It's my little fetish.

What's the most unusual place you've had sex?
In a taxicab in New York.

Who's your favorite musical artist?
Duh. Britney Spears.

What's your favorite website?

What's your favorite retail store?
Zara and Urban Outfitters.

What's the most you'll spend on a haircut?

Coverboy: Bilal

Coverboy: Bilal

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

What about on shoes?

What's your favorite food to splurge with?
Seafood. Crab cakes, crab legs.

What's your favorite season?
Fall and spring. Hoodie weather.

Do you wear a hoodie often?
I wear a cardigan hoodie underneath my leather jacket.

What are you most grateful for?
My eyebrows.

What's something you want more of?
More inches to my penis.

State your life philosophy in 10 words or less.
Twerk hard.

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