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Coverboy: Joseph

Politico Rising

Coverboy: Joseph

Coverboy: Joseph

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

How would you describe your dream guy?
Goal-oriented, funny, witty and believes in open communication, honesty, integrity, commitment. I have no personal preference on physical features.

Define good in bed.
I wouldn’t mind answering something like that, but I work with the government. And I have plans to run for office someday.

Who should star in a movie about your life?
Jackie Chan. I love him.

Who was your first celebrity crush?
Mark-Paul Gosselaar from Saved by the Bell.

Who gets on your nerves?
People who are self-centered or don’t consider others. People who are not adaptive. People who aren’t very receptive or don’t listen.

If your home was burning, what’s the first thing you’d grab while leaving?
My space suit. I have one I’m very attached to. Maybe some photos of President Obama.