Postmates, the food delivery service providing customers with restaurant-prepared meals, has produced a video in time for Pride Month touting its new “bottom-friendly menu” in select cities.
The adorably animated commercial, featuring a harness-clad eggplant as a “top,” and jockstrap-wearing peaches “bottoms,” shows the pair looking at various foods, some of which are not ideal if one is preparing to engage in anal sex at some point after consumption.
“If you’re a top, it seems like you can eat whatever you want,” Rob Anderson intones as the eggplant wolfs down a taco and three peaches gaze at a melting bowl of ice cubes and sigh. “But if you’re a bottom, you’re expected to starve? Not this Pride!”
To guide would-be bottoms to the right foods that will wreak less havoc on their digestive system, Postmates has partnered with Dr. Evan Goldstein, founder of Future Method/Bespoke Surgical, to develop “Eat with Pride,” a bottom-friendly menu that can be ordered from local restaurants in Los Angeles and New York.
Customers in those two cities with the Postmates app can peruse popular restaurants that provide prepared meals that make it easier to get intimate later.
Restaurants on the list include Prince Street Pizza, Tender Greens, Dialog Cafe, Toccata, Ggiata, Alfred Coffee, H2O Sushi & Izakaya, Octopus Restaurant, and Beatnic.
As the commercial notes, people seeking to bottom are recommended to stay away from whole grains, wheat bran, cauliflower, potatoes, and legumes, which don’t easily dissolve in water.
Bottoms are also recommended to avoid highly processed foods and dairy, which is represented in the video by two half-cupcakes looking over a spilled milkshake, with one saying, “I cannot handle lactose right now! Look at her!”
Anderson then notes, “If you’re going to eat something insoluble, give your body about 24 hours to process all of it.”
Foods recommended for bottoming include soluble fibers and protein, including fish, peas, citrus, white rice, and nuts, with Postmates noting that sushi is considered a bottom-friendly food as well.
The Postmates commercial was conceptualized by a team of LGBTQ employees and launched with the rollout of the bottom-friendly menus on Thursday, June 9.
As part of the initiative, Postmates has made a donation to The Okra Project, a mutual aid collective providing meals and support to Black transgender, nonbinary and gender-nonconforming individuals.
“There’s no right or wrong way to bottom,” the commercial concludes. “But if you’re planning on getting ‘peachy’ this Pride, the bottom-friendly menu on Postmates has the kinds of foods that can keep you feeling good.”
Night OUT at the Nationals, the annual Pride-themed game celebrating the Washington Nationals' LGBTQ fan base, set a new sales record this year, with nearly 7,500 tickets sold.
Team DC, the local umbrella organization for LGBTQ sports leagues in the D.C. area, partners with the Nationals organization to promote and carry out the annual event.
The organization had been selling the specialty Pride night tickets online and promoting the event for weeks in the run-up to the June 6 matchup between the Nationals and the Atlanta Braves.
According to the Nationals, the number of specialty tickets was above 7,000 and below 7,500. Since $5 of every specialty Night OUT ticket purchased benefits Team DC, that means that Night OUT raised an estimated $35,000 for the LGBTQ sports organization.
2024 was supposed to be the year of JoJo Siwa. The TV star, dancer, and musician is aiming to grow out of her kid-friendly image and gain an adult following, and she’s doing so by switching up her sound and using more sexualized imagery.
Siwa clearly had a plan for this new chapter of her career, and while things aren’t going as well as she and her team surely hoped they would, the multi-talented star isn’t letting a few setbacks get her down.
Siwa is currently teasing her next single, "Choose Ur Fighter," but so far, not much else is known about the song. The singer hasn’t shared a release date, nor any lengthy snippets that could give her following a sense of what it will sound like.
Surrounded by LGBTQ community leaders and elected officials, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser raised a Progress Pride flag outside the Wilson Building -- the home to D.C.'s government offices -- to mark the celebration of Pride Month.
The June 3 flag-raising, now in its second year, is symbolic of the District of Columbia's commitment to equality. It stands in stark contrast to the slew of anti-LGBTQ bills and executive orders being pushed in other states that seek to limit LGBTQ visibility or roll back legal protections for the LGBTQ community.
Noting that the District of Columbia's history of pro-LGBTQ advocacy dates back to the start of Home Rule, Bowser recalled historic moments of progress, including her vote in 2009, as a then-councilmember, to legalize marriage equality.
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