Metro Weekly

All posts by Chris Heller

  • Sleeper Film

    This much is obvious about comedian Mike Birbiglia: The guy knows how to brush off trauma. After taking a leap through a second-story window of...

  • Bootleg Beauty

    Eight years ago, director John Hillcoat and artist Nick Cave made a brilliant movie called The Proposition. Set amid a battle between a gang of...

  • The IMAX Factor

    Movies are larger than life. When a film is projected onto the big screen, characters become gargantuan to our puny little eyes. They're above us,...

  • Generating Sparks

    Socially inept boy meets cute, oddball girl. Boy woos girl. Despite his self-absorbed neuroses, girl loves boy just the way he is. Girl doesn't change,...

  • Magic Realism: 'Beasts of the Southern Wild'

    I've never been to Louisiana. Not New Orleans, not Baton Rouge, not Grand Isle, not any of it. I can't begin to grasp what it's...

  • Crock Rock

    There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think hair metal is good, and those who realize it isn't. If you're allied...

  • Hot to Trot

    To be a teenager is to feel overwhelmed. It's lonely. All sorts of oily, crunchy, hairy things happen to your body. You can't stop thinking...

  • Pro-meh-theus

    Prometheus is an Alien prequel that officially isn't. Director Ridley Scott has adamantly (and repeatedly) denied this movie's ties to his 1979 genre-shaping classic, but...

  • Vice Squad

    It's worth knowing that Bachelorette has made playwright Leslye Headland a very, very popular woman. This was the play, after all, that attracted Hollywood goofballs...

  • Black Out

    Men in Black III shouldn't have happened. That's not to say that it was a particularly bad idea – it doesn't even approach the terrible...

  • A Little Bloated

    How does a family endure? Studio Theatre 2ndStage's The Big Meal is entirely preoccupied with that question, and curiously, its answer is found in an...

  • Bull's Eye

    Let's get one thing out of the way: Bernie is about much more than a real-life murder. ''What you're fixin' to see is a true...

  • Black Comedy

    Even Jack Black isn't sure if his newest film, Bernie (see review, page 54) is a comedy or a tragedy -- but don't hold that...

  • Blood Sucking

    Stop me if any of this seems familiar: Johnny Depp wears makeup and an odd costume to play a quirky man with an accent. Tim...

  • Avenging Marvels

    Take a minute to consider how incredible it is that The Avengers exists. This movie, after all, is more than seven years in the making....