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  • Bugging Out

    By on May 19, 2004

    For months I've been hearing random mentions -- threats, really -- of the looming cicada infestation that is, as of this writing, no longer looming....

  • Misplaced Priorities

    By on May 12, 2004

    A fundraiser for the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force is scheduled in D.C. for Sunday, May 16. I am not normally in the business...

  • Hair and There

    By on May 5, 2004

    Everyone is looking for something different, but one thing that we're all looking for is good hair. On ourselves or, barring that, on someone else....

  • Boy Crazy

    By on May 5, 2004

    At some point over the weekend -- maybe it was when I was holding Harrison upside-down by his ankles, or when I was showing Spencer...

  • What the L?

    By on April 21, 2004

    I really didn't mean for it to happen, but it did. I got sucked in by The L Word. I spent the season with growing...

  • Straight Flush

    By on April 21, 2004

    We're all out of toilet paper, and apparently no one is going to buy more. It's been nearly two weeks, and what started as simple...

  • Everyday Activists

    By on April 14, 2004

    I'm glad that I live in a country where people can feel free to express their opinions and views in many different ways. This expression...

  • Let Me Tell You

    By on April 7, 2004

    In the middle of one of my self-help meetings -- recently I've been helping myself to a lot of personal growth -- a woman related...

  • Parental Guidance

    By on March 31, 2004

    Many opponents of gay marriage do so on the grounds that marriage exists primarily for raising children, and that gay couples cannot satisfy this purpose....

  • Do A Little Dance

    By on March 24, 2004

    I do not dance. I have never been a dancer. I could tell you stories about middle school dances and high school dances, where I...

  • The Corrections

    By on March 10, 2004

    If I put a title like that at the top of a page, chances are good that I might start feeling like a well-known, well-paid...

  • 100 Percent Cotton

    By on February 25, 2004

    The first piece of gay-related clothing that I acquired -- back when I was still in the practice of acquiring gay-related clothing and accessories --...

  • Boston Marriage

    By on February 11, 2004

    Amid all the hubbub about a certain exposed breast last week, something more spectacular than even Janet Jackson's elaborate nipple jewelry flashed before the public...

  • Just My Type

    By on January 28, 2004

    Homophobia lurks where you least expect it. I am a human being. I am susceptible to Internet addictions, including fixations on certain pastimes like the...

  • Raucous Caucus

    By on January 21, 2004

    It isn't often that I hear a reference to my home state that includes a certain expletive not suited for printing in a family publication...