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Drag Parody "Three's Company Live!" Takes on '70s Sitcom

at Oasis, San Francisco
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Thu, March 30
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Fri, April 07
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FULL PRICE: $25 - $35
OFFER PRICE: $12.50 - $31.50

"Come and knock on our door ..." Back with two brand new episodes, D'Arcy Drollinger's drag parody of the classic '70s sitcom "Three's Company" hits the stage at the Oasis in San Francisco. Whether yo... [more+]

"Come and knock on our door ..." Back with two brand new episodes, D'Arcy Drollinger's drag parody of the classic '70s sitcom "Three's Company" hits the stage at the Oasis in San Francisco. Whether you loved watching Jack, Janet and Chrissy when you were younger or have just caught an episode or two on Netflix, you'll love the spin the show gets from drag stars Drollinger, Heklina, Michale Phillis and Matthew Martin. Filled with the same racy subject matter, sexual innuendoes and over-the-top physical comedy, "Three's Company Live!" is like being on set for the original John Ritter and Suzanne Somers hit! [less-]

Maureen Langan Recounts Working-Class Roots in "Daughter of a Garbageman"

at The Marsh San Francisco MainStage Theater, San Francisco
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Thu, March 30
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FULL PRICE: $20
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Journalist-turned-comedian Maureen "Mo" Langan, host of KGO Radio's "Hangin' With Langan", is one of the country's top touring comics. In her new one-woman show "Daughter of a Garbageman", Langan trac... [more+]

Journalist-turned-comedian Maureen "Mo" Langan, host of KGO Radio's "Hangin' With Langan", is one of the country's top touring comics. In her new one-woman show "Daughter of a Garbageman", Langan traces her roots back to her upbringing in New Jersey in the 1970s, where her Irish mother and New York City sanitation worker father taught her that hard work and education are always rewarded. Now living in an era where Kardashians have book deals and reality TV stars win elections, Langan uses humor, honesty and insight to tap into the frustrations of hard-working people and explore how her parents got it wrong. "Daughter of a Garbageman" received rave reviews at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and now it's at The Marsh San Francisco MainStage Theater. [less-]

"Eat, Pray, Laugh!": Comedian Alicia Dattner's Award-Winning One-Woman Show

at The Marsh Berkeley, Berkeley
OFFER DATES:
Thu, March 30
Sat, April 01
FULL PRICE: $20
OFFER PRICE: $10

In "Eat, Pray, Laugh!", a true story, comedian Alicia Dattner leaves the comfort of her life in San Francisco for a three-month solo adventure across India in search of self -- but ends up having a se... [more+]

In "Eat, Pray, Laugh!", a true story, comedian Alicia Dattner leaves the comfort of her life in San Francisco for a three-month solo adventure across India in search of self -- but ends up having a series of hilarious misadventures. From seductive French yoga teachers to scary Indian toilets, she pokes fun at herself before ultimately discovering the true meaning of mustaches and masala chai. Homemade chai and Indian sweets will be served at every show at the Marsh Berkeley. [less-]

"Everything That's Beautiful": A Timely & Tender New Drama

at New Conservatory Theatre Center, San Francisco
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FULL PRICE: $30 - $45
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When Luke and Jess decide to relocate their family from the Midwest so that their 8 year-old transgender child can safely live as a girl, they pray it will give their family a fresh start. After settl... [more+]

When Luke and Jess decide to relocate their family from the Midwest so that their 8 year-old transgender child can safely live as a girl, they pray it will give their family a fresh start. After settling into their new home, however, an unfortunate accident leads to Luke admitting the real reason behind their move, proving that change is truly the only constant in life. A timely and tender new drama, "Everything That's Beautiful" sees its world premiere on the stage of San Francisco's New Conservatory Theatre Center. [less-]

Comedian Paul Mecurio ("The Daily Show")

at Punch Line Comedy Club, San Francisco
OFFER DATES:
Thu, March 30
Fri, March 31
Fri, March 31
FULL PRICE: $18 - $22
OFFER PRICE: COMP - $11

One of the original writers and cast members of "The Daily Show", Paul Mecurio is a comedian with serious cred ... and serious hardware (think Emmy and Peabody Awards). After leaving a career as a Wal... [more+]

One of the original writers and cast members of "The Daily Show", Paul Mecurio is a comedian with serious cred ... and serious hardware (think Emmy and Peabody Awards). After leaving a career as a Wall Street lawyer, Mecurio wrote jokes for Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show" and worked on "The Daily Show" for seven years. Since then, he's been seen on his own "Comedy Central Presents" special, "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson", NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC and Fox News. Now, he brings his always hilarious blend of topical political humor and observations from everyday life to San Francisco's Punch Line Comedy Club. [less-]

"Silence! The Musical": Naughty Musical Satire of "Silence of the Lambs"

at Victoria Theatre, San Francisco
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Thu, March 30
Fri, March 31
Sat, April 01
FULL PRICE: $45 - $55
OFFER PRICE: $25 - $29

A huge hit when it debuted at the New York Fringe Festival, "Silence! The Musical" went on to enjoy several successful runs, and it now makes its way to The Victoria Theatre in San Francisco. Created ... [more+]

A huge hit when it debuted at the New York Fringe Festival, "Silence! The Musical" went on to enjoy several successful runs, and it now makes its way to The Victoria Theatre in San Francisco. Created by Jon and Al Kaplan (music and lyrics) and Hunter Bell (book) as a parody of the 1991 Academy Award-winning thriller "The Silence of the Lambs", this wonderfully fun and over-the-top spoof features Clarice, Hannibal, Buffalo Bill and a singing chorus of tap-dancing lambs delivering outrageous songs and rapid-fire one-liners. In association with Ray of Light Theatre, this hilarious Cloud 9 production is positively going to slay you. [less-]

Magician Jay Alexander's "Mind Tricks"

at Marrakech Magic Theater, San Francisco
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FULL PRICE: $45
OFFER PRICE: $22.50

Master magician and mentalist Jay Alexander is the new headliner at the Marrakech Magic Theater with his "Mind Tricks" show, a triple entertainment experience of comedy, magic and mentalism. Alexander... [more+]

Master magician and mentalist Jay Alexander is the new headliner at the Marrakech Magic Theater with his "Mind Tricks" show, a triple entertainment experience of comedy, magic and mentalism. Alexander's shows have been praised by everyone from Robin Williams and U2's Bono to Monty Python's John Cleese and the Rolling Stones' Ron Wood. Your evening begins in the Oasis Lounge where you will see world class sleight-of-hand, and a wonderful assortment of drinks and Moroccan appetizers are available for purchase prior to the show. You will then be escorted into an intimate showroom for Jay Alexander's unforgettable performance of magic, psychology and human lie detection that will lift your spirits and have you gasping in amazement. [less-]

Steve Lemme and Kevin Heffernan ("Super Troopers", "Beerfest")

at Cobb's Comedy Club, San Francisco
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Thu, March 30
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Fri, March 31
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FULL PRICE: $25
OFFER PRICE: COMP - $12.50

Kevin Heffernan and Steve Lemme are actors, writers and founding members of the comedy group Broken Lizard. The former Colgate University college buddies created and starred in the cult films "Super T... [more+]

Kevin Heffernan and Steve Lemme are actors, writers and founding members of the comedy group Broken Lizard. The former Colgate University college buddies created and starred in the cult films "Super Troopers", "Beerfest", "Club Dread", "The Slammin' Salmon" and more. When they're not making movies or appearing on TV, Lemme and Heffernan work on the podcast "Chewin' It", and tour comedy clubs, colleges and theaters around the country, both as a duo and with Broken Lizard's other members. Their live show includes hilarious stand-up, funny stories from the making of their films and even sharing a beer with the audience. See them at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco and find out everything that's funny about a fat man sharing a stage with a little bitty fella. [less-]

Dysfunctional Romantic Comedy "Beyond Therapy"

at Shelton Theater, San Francisco
OFFER DATES:
Thu, March 30
Fri, March 31
Sat, April 01
FULL PRICE: $40
OFFER PRICE: $10 - $20

In "Beyond Therapy", Prudence and Bruce are a couple of New Yorkers who seek professional help to fix their love lives. Their therapists encourage them to place personal ads, leading to a disastrously... [more+]

In "Beyond Therapy", Prudence and Bruce are a couple of New Yorkers who seek professional help to fix their love lives. Their therapists encourage them to place personal ads, leading to a disastrously funny first date between the pair. As these two would-be romantics stumble toward a relationship with each other, it becomes increasingly clear that the therapists are actually more troubled than the patients. Written by Tony Award winner Christopher Durang, this outrageous adult comedy is filled with marvelously insane characters, screwball humor and Durang's trademark observations of contemporary American society. At just 90 minutes long, "Beyond Therapy" at the Shelton Theater in San Francisco is just what the doctor ordered: a zippy evening of non-stop laughter. [less-]

Traveling Comedy Show "#HellaFunny" Comes to Haight Street

at Milk Bar, San Francisco
OFFER DATES:
Thu, March 30
FULL PRICE: $15
OFFER PRICE: $7.50

San Francisco's always-popular traveling comedy show. "#HellaFunny" comes to Milk Bar with a mix of longtime favorites and up-and-coming comedians. The show began at the legendary Purple Onion club in... [more+]

San Francisco's always-popular traveling comedy show. "#HellaFunny" comes to Milk Bar with a mix of longtime favorites and up-and-coming comedians. The show began at the legendary Purple Onion club in 2010 in the North Beach neighborhood of S.F., and now carries the fun to venues all over the Bay Area. Comedians who appear on "#HellaFunny" have been featured on Comedy Central, "SF Sketchfest", "Comedy Day" and at the Punch Line. DJ Josef With an F will be spinning your favorite '90s hit all night long. The show is produced by Dave Chappelle's Bay Area opener, Stroy Moyd. [less-]

Cult Classic Dark Comedy "The House of Yes"

at Custom Made Theatre, San Francisco
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Thu, March 30
Fri, March 31
Sat, April 01
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FULL PRICE: $20 - $50
OFFER PRICE: $10 - $30

Love, mental illness and murder -- these perverse topics and more are tackled in "The House of Yes", Wendy MacLeod's dark, compelling, exceedingly black comedy. A cult classic as unsettling as it is f... [more+]

Love, mental illness and murder -- these perverse topics and more are tackled in "The House of Yes", Wendy MacLeod's dark, compelling, exceedingly black comedy. A cult classic as unsettling as it is funny and moving, "The House of Yes" tells the story of an upper-class suburban family whose mannered exterior masks a disturbing family dynamic. When the eldest son brings home his fiancée, his bipolar twin sister goes into a tailspin, sparking a chain of events that leads to an astonishing climax. Stuart Bousel ("Grey Gardens", "Six Degrees of Separation") directs this wickedly entertaining tale at San Francisco's Custom Made Theatre. [less-]

Comedy-Drama "The Baltimore Waltz" by Paula Vogel ("How I Learned to Drive")

at Magic Theatre, San Francisco
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Thu, March 30
Fri, March 31
Sat, April 01
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FULL PRICE: $85
OFFER PRICE: $42.50

Best known to theater audiences for her Pulitzer Prize-winning play "How I Learned to Drive", Paula Vogel's also written several other notable works, including this serio-comic gem. "The Baltimore Wal... [more+]

Best known to theater audiences for her Pulitzer Prize-winning play "How I Learned to Drive", Paula Vogel's also written several other notable works, including this serio-comic gem. "The Baltimore Waltz" centers on a pair of siblings, one of whom has a fatal disease that sends the two spinning off to Europe to find a cure -- and an adventure. Written in response to her own brother's death, Vogel's comedy-drama was described by the "New York Times" as "a crazy-quilt patchwork of hyperventilating language, erotic jokes, movie kitsch and medical nightmare." The play returns to the Magic Theatre in San Francisco after hosting its West Coast premiere in 1992. [less-]

Refugee Clowns Stumble Into a Mystery in "The Supers"

at Circus Center, San Francisco
OFFER DATES:
Fri, March 31
FULL PRICE: $5
OFFER PRICE: COMP

Late at night, under the cover of darkness, a boatload of refugees lands on America's shores, where they disembark and discover an astonishing secret. A tragicomic blend of physical comedy, music and ... [more+]

Late at night, under the cover of darkness, a boatload of refugees lands on America's shores, where they disembark and discover an astonishing secret. A tragicomic blend of physical comedy, music and mime that's fun for the whole family, "The Supers" is the capstone of the Circus Center's Clown Conservatory graduating class of 2017 -- the culmination of months of clown college. Don't miss this zany human cartoon adventure when it comes to the stage at Circus Center in San Francisco. [less-]

"San Francisco Food Safari": Discover the Culinary Gems of North Beach

at Washington Square Park, San Francisco
OFFER DATES:
Fri, March 31
FULL PRICE: $20
OFFER PRICE: $10

The "San Francisco Food Safari" offers you the chance to explore the city's neighborhoods in-depth and discover the best cuisine each area has to offer. This 2.5-hour tour focuses on the North Beach n... [more+]

The "San Francisco Food Safari" offers you the chance to explore the city's neighborhoods in-depth and discover the best cuisine each area has to offer. This 2.5-hour tour focuses on the North Beach neighborhood, where Chef Joseph will offer his knowledge and insights on the top places to eat as well as the history and culture of the area. You'll have the chance to purchase whatever you'd like throughout this shopping tour, which takes you to Mara's Italian Pastries, Liguria Bakery, Molinari Deli and beyond. Each tour ends with a picnic lunch made up of the delicious treats you've purchased along the way. Chef Joseph began his culinary career at San Francisco's legendary Salmagundi. He was also the food critic at the Orange County and Long Beach "Blade" and "IN Los Angeles" magazines, has written food articles for magazines, worked as a caterer, taught cooking classes and is working on a book titled "Created in California: The Golden State's Gifts to Gastronomy". [less-]

BATS Improv: SF's Longest-Running Improv Comedy Theater

at Bayfront Theater, San Francisco
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Fri, March 31
Sat, April 01
Fri, April 07
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FULL PRICE: $17 - $20
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BATS Improv -- named the Bay Area's Best Theater Company by the "San Francisco Chronicle", Best Comedy Troupe by "SF Weekly" and Best First Date Spot by the "San Francisco Bay Guardian" -- presents a ... [more+]

BATS Improv -- named the Bay Area's Best Theater Company by the "San Francisco Chronicle", Best Comedy Troupe by "SF Weekly" and Best First Date Spot by the "San Francisco Bay Guardian" -- presents a variety show full of comedy fun, including head-to-head improv battles, long-form murder mysteries, musicals and more. Located at Bayfront Theater in the Marina District, every BATS show is one of a kind, using audience suggestions for a unique mix of improv comedy and theater that's never the same show twice. [less-]

"TGIF'd": Comedians Improv Scenes From Your Fave Sitcoms

at PianoFight , San Francisco
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Fri, March 31
Fri, May 26
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FULL PRICE: $15
OFFER PRICE: $7.50

"TGIF'd" takes your favorite guilty-pleasure sitcoms from the 1980s and '90s, puts them up on a big screen and sets the Bay Area's best comedians loose to improvise new and improved lines for the char... [more+]

"TGIF'd" takes your favorite guilty-pleasure sitcoms from the 1980s and '90s, puts them up on a big screen and sets the Bay Area's best comedians loose to improvise new and improved lines for the characters. Every show kicks off with the theme song singalong and is packed with laughs from beginning to end. Bring your knowledge of the show and you might even win theme-related prizes to reward your knowledge, and there will be lots of other great surprises as well. The fun goes down at PianoFight, without all the annoying network commercials. [less-]

PianoFight's "Variety Show Death Match" Lets You Decide Their Fate

at PianoFight , San Francisco
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Fri, March 31
Sat, April 01
FULL PRICE: $20
OFFER PRICE: $10

It's a variety show, death match-style! Jamie DeWolf of "Tourettes Without Regrets" and NPR's "Snap Judgment" hosts the 11th installment as artists perform dance, stand-up, sketch comedy, musical thea... [more+]

It's a variety show, death match-style! Jamie DeWolf of "Tourettes Without Regrets" and NPR's "Snap Judgment" hosts the 11th installment as artists perform dance, stand-up, sketch comedy, musical theater, poetry and even music by local funk punks, The Damn Fanatics, in a bid to win a fabulous trip to Tahiti or die trying. The 36 week, all-expense paid vacation has performers doing whatever it takes. Allison Quinn of Dirty Quinn's Cabaret said "I've never risked my life for a performance piece before, but then again, I've also never been to Tahiti." The audience decides the performers' fates in this knock-down, drag-out brawl at PianoFight in San Francisco. [less-]

Quiet Clubbing Wireless Headphone Dance Party at Cat Club

at Cat Club, San Francisco
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Fri, March 31
Fri, June 30
FULL PRICE: $10
OFFER PRICE: $5

You've seen those crowds pop up at block parties, beer gardens and other massive public gatherings with whimsically gigantic headphones. They're usually dancing their hearts out -- to seemingly comple... [more+]

You've seen those crowds pop up at block parties, beer gardens and other massive public gatherings with whimsically gigantic headphones. They're usually dancing their hearts out -- to seemingly complete silence. Now, you can be a part of the party that's happening inside the headphones at the trendy Cat Club of the SOMA District. Quiet Clubbing is a cutting-edge party that offers three live DJs, spinning hip-hop, entrancing EDM tracks and club-worthy throw-backs from the '80s and '90s. You can access all the music via your free-to-use wireless headphones and switch among channels at any time. The volume's adjustable, so you can go as loud or as mellow as you like, and each set features LED lights, so you'll know which channel the cutie next to you just picked. [less-]

The Neo-Futurists Unleash Daring Two-Minute Plays in "The Infinite Wrench"

at SAFEhouse Arts, San Francisco
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Fri, March 31
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FULL PRICE: $15
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Out with the old, in with the Neo-Future! Called "a hotbed of energy and creativity" by the "San Francisco Chronicle", the San Francisco Neo-Futurists are blazing a trail to the future of theater. The... [more+]

Out with the old, in with the Neo-Future! Called "a hotbed of energy and creativity" by the "San Francisco Chronicle", the San Francisco Neo-Futurists are blazing a trail to the future of theater. Their spirit of artistic adventurousness had them named the Bay Area's Best Theater Company in the "San Francisco Bay Guardian"'s 2016 Readers Poll. Now the Neo-Futurists present their latest daring, genre-defying work (or should we say works?), "The Infinite Wrench". Presented at SAFEhouse Arts, "The Infinite Wrench" is comprised of a series of two-minute plays designed to shift the conventions of live performance with the irrepressible, the honest, the WTF and the new. [less-]

"The Invitation: Lies and Other Truths" From LEVYdance & Choreographer Sara Shelton Mann

at ODC Theater, San Francisco
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Fri, March 31
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FULL PRICE: $25
OFFER PRICE: $12.50

LEVYdance returns to San Francisco's ODC Theater for "The Invitation: Lies and Other Truths", a collaboration with choreographer Sara Shelton Mann. This program is part of LEVYdance's AMP: Artists Max... [more+]

LEVYdance returns to San Francisco's ODC Theater for "The Invitation: Lies and Other Truths", a collaboration with choreographer Sara Shelton Mann. This program is part of LEVYdance's AMP: Artists Maximizing Potential choreographer-in-residence program, in which Benjamin Levy's creative incubator joins forces with another dance company, fusing both processes and resources to create work that is wholly new. [less-]

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