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Coverboy: Scott

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Coverboy: Scott

Coverboy: Scott

(Photo by Julian Vankim)

You’re stranded on a desert island with one person. Who do you pick?
My girlfriend, Adriana. We’ve been together seven years.

What annoys you?
People that don’t put other people first.

What pleases you?
General, small acts of kindness.

If you could read the mind of someone famous, who would it be?
I would want to read the mind of George W. Bush. That guy’s an idiot. I would love to just ride around and see what’s going on in there. Can you imagine?

What’s your greatest fear?
That I can’t take care of her or please her for the rest of her life.

Would you rather go skydiving, rock climbing, bungee jumping or hang gliding?
I’d skydive into a hang glider and then bungee jump. And then maybe climb the rocks back up. But you’d have to do it all blindfolded.

What’s your guilty pleasure?
Chocolate. Snickers, Baby Ruths, Butterfingers, Twix. I love Oreos.

What turns you on?
I’m pretty sensual, so any sort of touch turns me on. Knee, ear, back.

What turns you off?
Cold hands.