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Coverboy: Jose

Coverboy: Bartender Edition

Coverboy: Jose (Photo by Julian Vankim)
Coverboy: Jose
(Photo by Julian Vankim)

Can men fake it?
I don’t think men can actually fake it, but they can try to.

If you were a porn star, what would your name be and what would you be known for?
John George, and I’d be known for large loads.

Name two people you don’t ever want to picture having sex.
Any adult with a minor.

What’s your favorite late-night eats?
Pizza, all meat with extra meat. From anywhere.

What’s your favorite social app?
Facebook.

What’s the best tip you ever got?
I got $100 once for giving somebody a club soda with lime and making it look like a cocktail because he didn’t want anybody to know he wasn’t drinking.

What’s the craziest thing someone ever ordered from you?
Somebody once wanted some of my precum on the top of their shot glass.

When you go to a bar, what do you order?
Captain and ginger.

Gin or vodka?
Vodka.

Scotch or Bourbon?
Bourbon.

Wine or beer?
Beer.

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