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Coverboy: Jose

Coverboy: Bartender Edition

Coverboy: Jose (Photo by Julian Vankim)
Coverboy: Jose
(Photo by Julian Vankim)

Mustard, mayo or ketchup?
Ketchup.

Miley or Britney?
Britney.

What’s your favorite cocktail to make?
A vodka soda, no lime, because limes are expensive right now.

If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be?
I don’t think I would change anything. Maybe smaller feet so I could buy the shoes I want to buy. Most places don’t carry my shoe size. I’m a size 13.

What’s your theme song?
The theme song to Friends. “I’ll Be There for You,” by The Rembrandts.

You become master of the world. What’s your first act?
Get rid of all the mean people by putting them all on one island together.

Cuddling: The best, or a waste of time?
The best.

What are you most grateful for?
The people that are a part of my inner circle.

What would you die for?
My husband.

What’s your motto?
Be nice.

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