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Spoiler-Free Review – Spider-Man: No Way Home busts the multiverse wide open

Spider-Man: No Way Home kicks it old-school and plays the hero’s hits with an eventful action-adventure that’s giddy fun.

Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home

In Spider-Man’s last film installment, and replayed at the top of high-spirited sequel Spider-Man: No Way Home (★★★★☆), the teen superhero’s ally-turned-enemy Mysterio (Jake Gyllenhaal) took to social media to let the biggest spoiler in the MCU out of the bag. As his last villainous act before dying, Mysterio revealed Spidey’s secret identity as New York City high schooler Peter Parker (Tom Holland).

Instantly, and thanks to online troll J. Jonah Jameson (J.K. Simmons) amplifying the doctored video via his DailyBugle.net, Peter becomes the most famous kid on the planet. “And still broke,” he quips, as paparazzi and news crews hound him and his Aunt May (Marisa Tomei), best bud Ned (Jacob Batalon), and girlfriend MJ (Zendaya) all over the five boroughs.

Adding to Peter’s woes, Mysterio’s final fuck-you video, a viral sensation, also frames Spider-Man for the murder of Mysterio, mistakenly regarded by the public as a fallen hero. So Peter loses not only his anonymity and privacy, but also the goodwill and support of his beloved hometown.

The villain’s effective use of fake news, and fake news peddlers, to undo the web-slinger stands as one of the film’s more intriguing angles on the hazards of modern-day world-saving.

Director Jon Watts, who also helmed the last two Spider-Man movies, spins fleet comedy from Peter fumbling under the pressures of sudden fame — or infamy, according to his haters. Peter is forced, this time out, to really think about who his, and Spider-Man’s, true friends are, a touching development of an emotional through-line that benefits greatly from Holland’s heart-tugging vulnerability in the role.

Battling Avengers-level threats, while also trying to lead a safe, happy regular life and protect the ones he loves might be more than Pete can handle. At least he still can call on fellow Infinity War soldiers for support, as he does in seeking out the help of Doctor Strange to magically reverse the damage done when Mysterio outed him to the universe.

Showing up wearing what looks like a Doctor Strange wig shellacked to his head, Benedict Cumberbatch is at his irascible finest reprising the role of Marvel’s Sorcerer Supreme.

Cumberbatch might have tucked the movie under Strange’s hyper-active cloak of levitation and floated away with it, were there not so much competition for lead scene-stealer in this character-packed blockbuster. Strange does craft a spell to help Peter, who, unfortunately, can’t restrain himself from butting in mid-incantation and throwing off the magic, with perilous, unexpected results.

Cumberbatch and Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home

Audiences hyped for months to see the movie already have a good idea of what to expect. As Peter exclaims upon learning that he’s screwed up the spell: “The multiverse is real!” Universes collide as Spider-Man villains from any of the countless alternate versions of reality, and Spider-Man movie franchises, are whisked through dimensional portals into Peter’s reality.


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In terms of look and presence, some of these bad guys are no more impactful than they were when originally introduced in previous films, while others, in design and CGI-assisted presentation, bring a fresh spark of menace to the MCU.

The two fiercest foes Spider-Man ever fought onscreen are the standouts here, largely for how the actors bite into the comic book-wacky script by Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers.

But neither the writers, nor the villains, come up with much of a plan beyond the spell gone awry. Rather than following Peter and friends as they unravel some knotty, nefarious scheme, No Way Home simply sets up juicy matchups and lets the punches, webs, bombs, lighting bolts, and tentacles fly.

Watts stages each battle with compelling momentum and suspense. Although, the film’s most exhilarating action sequence actually pits good guys against each other, in a dimension-warping standoff between Spider-Man and Doctor Strange.

The plot also calls for Peter to place his trust in the possibility of redemption for one or more in this rogues’ gallery, in an uninspired repeat of the naive behavior that burned him in the last film. The audience doesn’t want to see him learning the same lessons in the same way time after time.

Thankfully, No Way Home has plenty of new tricks that ultimately add layers to the lessons, and greater depth to the character moving forward — whether Peter’s got his friends by side, or he’s out there utterly on his own.

Spider-Man: No Way Home opens in theaters everywhere Friday, Dec. 17. Visit www.fandango.com.

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