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  • Horoscope

    By on July 1, 2009

    Heavenly Round Up: It's not you: things are getting weirder and bigger by the minute. Further, they're heading off in every possible direction at once...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 24, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: There's a seed germinating in your soul. There's a grain of sand irritating your heart just enough to bring on the emotional mother...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 17, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Not only do we live in interesting times, but they just got a lot more intense. The flow of data is in radical...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 10, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: It's going to be a humdinger of an informational experience. And the emotional component won't be easily shoved aside. How will you keep...

  • Horoscope

    By on June 3, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: It's hard to deny you're between a rock and a hard place. On the other hand, you've been there long enough that you're...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 27, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: You've been verging on radical dissatisfaction with the status quo for so long you can't remember how it felt to be contented all...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 20, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Things wobble slowly towards maximum stasis. Once they reach their natural still point, they'll wind back up and begin the process all over...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 13, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Who're you trying to kid? Sometimes you must tear it down to build it up. Sometimes you must go back to the beginning...

  • Horoscope

    By on May 6, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Gracious! Whatever happened to being gracious in the face of difficulty? Being a mean-spirited winner is almost worse than being a poor loser....

  • Horoscope

    By on April 29, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: If discontent were divine, we'd all die of ecstasy. But that's not the likeliest scenario. There's an itch, emanating from the cosmos, that...

  • Horoscope

    By on April 22, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: What color is your parachute? More importantly, will it open when push comes to shove and the ground is hurtling towards you? Check...

  • Horoscope

    By on April 15, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: It's time to make up your mind. It's time to change your mind. It's time to choose and reflect on your choices. It's...

  • Horoscope

    By on April 8, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: You can see farther, but not more clearly. Your range of hearing has increased, but you're losing the meaning behind the sounds. Your...

  • Horoscope

    By on April 1, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: There's a 100 percent chance of change. Will you be the changer or the change itself? You have free will, up to a...

  • Horoscope

    By on March 25, 2009

    Heavenly Round-Up: Is it Fate? Necessity? Something you ate? You're all fired up, but there's something in the atmosphere you just can't digest. How can...